Monday, January 18, 2010

"I just, just — I gotta change my pants. Jeans have no give!"

Sometimes I feel like I missed out on a quintessential part of college. It was the ability to roll out of bed ten minutes before class started, grab my books and bolt there. 

Truth be told, I did get this experience once during my four years at DePauw. It was the morning of my last final - ever. I woke up thirty minutes after the final started, slipped into my flip flops and ran with one pen to Julian to suffer through the final. A fitting end to my collegiate career.

But also one of the few times that I was able to wear sweat pants to class. You see DePauw is one of those places where you rock your Sunday best to class. It's just fancy. Now, not everyone subscribes to this concept, of course. I know plenty of people who strolled into class and lounged through the lecture in some comfy attire. But I wasn't one of those people. I was pretty bent on fitting in and trying to impress the rest of campus. I see now that this was a little ridiculous and probably not worth the time. Really, it was just a result of a complete lack of self-confidence along with a little bit of trouble breaking the habit of dressing up. I really should have dressed down more often at DePauw and said screw this attempt to be impressive. 

But no matter because I can assure you that I am more than making up for it now!

Sadly, it wasn't until after college that I really started to embrace the beauty of the sweat pants. It happened as soon as I settled into my apartment. It was early September and I had just gotten home from a long day at work. I kicked off my heels and felt the burning desire to cut loose - foot loose. But I knew I could not do it in my pencil skirt and blouse. Nay, I needed to don something designed for movement and comfort. I searched through my drawers, the high and the low and finally found the perfect attire. So simple, really: sweat pants. 

Now, I don't want you to think that I was not familiar with sweatpants before becoming an adult. I was. However, they had not become such a staple of my "in public" wardrobe before. You see, after I put on the sweats, cut loose - foot loose - and ate dinner. I realized I needed to go to the grocery. I grabbed for my flip flops and then turned to my closet. I paused and debated - to jean or not to jean? 

Not to jean. Not to effing jean. 

Sweat pants are the answer, my friends. From that day on, I became a dichotomy of fashion. Yes, I'll slip into heels, a dress and pearls for work. But the instant I step into my apartment, I shed the business and dive into casual. There is no greater feeling than the freedom of sweat pants. They work with any casual shoe - flip flop, boot or tennis shoe. I can rock any of those looks, and do with a growing frequency. I've also found that sweat pants are even MORE endearing and wonderful when paired with a dress. There's something almost mullet like about it. It almost says "Yes I'm professional, but I like to sleep." Not quite a full-blown mullet. But sleepier one. A rolled out of bed mullet? No partying, just napping.


In a more...introspective...way I think the sweat pants are a sign of growing up. It's a stamp of confidence, a giant shoulder shrug to what anyone else could think about the way I rock my black and pink DePauw sweat pants. Yes, they are loud and kind of obnoxious and represent a school most people haven't heard about, but it doesn't much matter because they are comfortable - and they are hot pink, which you can't help but love!

Without a doubt, the comfort of sweat pants is an ingredient to what adds up to my world of small, ridiculous wonders. So since this is a blog about the little things in life that provide that COURTNEY, ray of sunshine, bottled happiness kind of attitude, it seems appropriate that you should know that my attire for life comprises the corporate and the comfortable, the business and the baggy, the bold and the beautiful, the sassy and sweaty - wait...sweat pantsy?


5 comments:

  1. Interesting. I haven't actually worn sweatpants since I was in elementary. Still, I guess there really is some appeal to them. I never wore flip-flops, either. I'm setting the line at that one.

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  2. While this was definitely quintessential Courtney... Something else came to mind later on... and you have to read (rap) it to the music and or beat of "On A Boat" a song I think you're mildly aware of.

    Court-Nay!

    OHHH CRAP! Get your Sweat Pants ready
    It's about to get comfy!
    Everybody in the place hit the effin' sheets
    but under the mutha'effin' covers
    You see her layin' it down!

    She's on her bed, She's on her bed.
    Everybody look at Courtney
    Cuz she's sittin on her bed.
    She's on her bed, She's on her bed.
    Take a good hard look
    at the mutha effin' BED.

    She's on a bed mutha' effer, take a look at her!
    Tucked in underneath the covers to avoid the BRRRR.
    Bustin' sweat pants unda'neath her dress
    Depauw pink and black, cuz they is tha bess!

    Take a Picture, You, She's on a bed, sit!
    and drinkin' diet coke, cuz she's so fit!
    She's got her dress on, and her flippie-floppies
    She's watchin' tv shows, you at work still,
    Straight makin' copies!

    She's on her bed dressed in flips and sweats
    Her heat blankets on, just as warm and not at all wet.
    But this ain't an Oven, but it's just as warm as it gets!
    She in her bed, really comfy without any regret!

    She's on her bed and She's got her sweats and
    She got her skinned bronzed fresh from gettin' tanned.
    She's the queen of her world in her bed like Heaven
    You ain't in your bed, like her, seven eleven!

    Get The Eff Down This Bed is REAL (comfy)

    Eff work, she's in her bed, mutha'effer!
    Eff' shoes, she's got her flips, mutha'effer!
    She's in her bed with stuffed toys, mutha'effer!
    Her tv shows makin' noise, mutha'effer!

    Hey Vicky, if you could see her now
    She's all curled up like only she knows how
    All warm, but not a drop of sweat on her brow
    Like Barney Stinson said, e'erybody "SUIT DOWN!"

    Yeah I never thought I'd be on her bed
    layin there, like I was dead
    Courtney, look at me, oh, (all under the sheets)
    Never thought I'd see the day
    I'd get down on her bed and lay
    Believe me when I say, I'm effin' lay-zay!

    She's on her bed, She's on her bed.
    Everybody look at Courtney
    Cuz she's sittin on her bed.
    She's on her bed, She's on her bed.
    Take a good hard look
    at the mutha effin' BED.

    C-C-Court- NAY
    Court-Nay
    Yay ye yeah yeah.

    -S

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  3. Oh. My. God.

    I don't have words to describe the perfection that was this rap.

    Bra-effing-o

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  4. Sean,
    Wow - I know I don't appreciate this rap like I should because I, in fact, have never heard 'the boat song' - but I loved it nonetheless. I feel honored to be mentioned in the rap though, and you should know that I spend several hours EACH day in sweats - so Courtney comes by it honestly. I've never rocked the look of sweats with a dress though - may have to give that a try sometime.....

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  5. If I'd met you earlier I would have encouraged much sweats. Although I never wore sweat pants specifically — I wore pajama pants, because my mother forbade me from ever owning sweat pants while I lived at home. She holds a firm belief that sweatpants are the way to hobodom, and that no respectable person wears them. Which is not true, but felt true in Minnesota. But I love my comfy clothes. And I am glad you love your comfy clothes. They make everything better, no? :)

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